Graduation day is the most important day of any student. Also, it is a very important time for the parents, proud day which should be remembered. Sometimes, it can be stressful on both the parent and student. After all, the parent is seeing a child growing up and this is just another part of that growing up process. So, with that in mind, too help you get through this most important day, here are a few funny quotes about life during and after graduation

• Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
  Erma Bombeck
• Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught.
  Oscar Wilde
• If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.
  Frank A. Clark
• Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously
  G.K. Chesterton
• The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
  Unknown

For the proud parents of the graduating students, this is a time for celebration. Is it time when something should be done to remember the occasion, maybe a small gift for the graduating students to remember this day. A perfect gift for a student at this time is a book. Here are some quotes about life that you can use in the dedication inside the book.

• If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
  Robert Goheen
• Your families are extremely proud of you. You can’t imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
  Gary Bolding
• Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.
  Garry Trudeau
• A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success.
  Robert Orben
• At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.
  Paul Freund

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